Ancient Earth legend claimed the Jade Rabbit was exiled to the Moon because he stole the secret to eternal life. That sure would be handy to have, considering what now lurks in the Moon’s dark corners. 


Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure


its weird how you can have friends, but also have no friends at the same time


this doesn’t need a caption to be funny


she just stood there doing this little dance until we got up


Albuca is a genus of plants originally from southern and western Africa. Many species produce flowers which release a sweet scent at night, but some are grown for their peculiar spiralling leaves.

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